Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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