I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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