You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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