I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
The adults are the big ones right?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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