I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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