Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
