Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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