dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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