So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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