first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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