Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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