Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I checked into jail on foursquare
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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