Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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