Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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