Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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