you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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