He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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