these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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