My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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