I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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