So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Randomize
