She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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