brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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