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the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
This baby is an asshole
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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its like you know when i get waxed
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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