Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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