belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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