But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
plz talk dirty to me
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Blood and glitter go together right?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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