Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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