how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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They took my balls.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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