I just saw a hot homeless man
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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