dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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