Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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