He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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