ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
there is puke in my bra ... again
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