Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We left the knife in your bed.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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