Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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