my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
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im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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