Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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