Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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