break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
