come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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