oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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