I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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