That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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