you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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