just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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