we have pet lesbian snakes
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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