guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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