Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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