It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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