My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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