If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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