i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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