I don't think brook has ever known best
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
