..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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