Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I want to fling myself into the sun
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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