Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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