check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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